Change For A Nickel

Wow, I think I’m done.  I’ve seen plenty of debates but the most boring have to be the ones with Obama and McCain.  I was falling asleep last night watching that thing!  I guess I’ve read so much about each candidate and their respective policies that nothing they say is new.  These debates are nothing but a forum for them to give their pre-programmed talking points.  So for me the debate was a draw.  The only thing left to vote on is style.  Obama has a herky-jerkey way of speaking that breaks up sentences in the weirdest places.  Very annoying.  McCain walks around in a herky-jerkey way.  He totally reminds me of Hank Hills dad on King of The Hill.  And his arms are definitely too short to box with God!  Let’s break down the obvious:

Obama is black, McCain is white: advantage McCain

Obama is tall, McCain is short: advantage Obama

Obama is young, McCain is ancient: advantage Obama

McCain is a veteran, Obama isn’t: advantage McCain

Obama is smart, McCain is stupid: advantage Obama

Obama’s VP is Biden and McCain’s VP is Palin: advantage Obama (Palin is a crazy right wing religious freak)

Finally, the economy is in the toilet under a Republican administration and people want to tar and feather someone so they will take it out on McCain: advantage +++ Obama!  The clear winner is Obama.