Change For A Nickel

While at ‘The Target’ I accidentally purchased kids toilet paper.  So now I have to look at cutesy little puppies and their paw prints every day!  Then I began to think.  Wouldn’t it be a great novelty to have GW Bush TP?!  But with so much animosity toward our decider and chief I figured someone has thought of this grand idea already.  Indeed, I am once again behind the eight ball and my fortune is put on hold until I come up with a truly ingenious and original idea to make my millions.  I fear I won’t live long enough for that gem of an idea to strike me.  So if you have been looking to wipe your ass with the visage of Dubya himself then look no further.