Change For A Nickel

Almost got through the whole week without mentioning it but I just couldn’t let it go. My boy Grand Master DJ Il (aka Kim Jong Il, aka Crazy Fucking Bastard) has done it (we think)! The North Koreans are now in the body of 8. Or is it 9 now? That is the number of nations in the world who are recognized nuclear powers. (Israel is not a formally recognized nuclear power but we know they got shit). Lets see, there is the US, Great Britain, France, Russia, China, Pakistan, India and now North Korea! Whoopee! They made it!! Couldn’t have done it without our help. They should really be thanking us for staying out of their hair and looking the other way.

Yeah DJ Il, you are swinging with the big boys now! If anyone gives you shit you can just make them take a radioactive crap! But I fear your reign as Nu(k) kid on the block might be short lived. It’s all about keeping up with the Joneses. Korea and Japan are considering changing the stance/laws to be part of the A-team also. Wouldn’t want to wake up one morning to a panoramic view of a mushroom cloud without being able to deliver the same view in kind! Yep, The US policy regarding North Korea has done wonders for the region.

Now for the rest of us. Think hard boys and girls. Why would our illustrious leader put so much emphasis and concentration on Iran who, according to experts, does NOT have a nuclear weapon and is at best 7 years away from obtaining one and totally ignore a country like North Korea that everyone knows has been actively developing a weapon for years. Things that make you go ‘hmm?’

This is my favorite picture!